The rebel princess of the Kingdom of Arabica who is determined to become Queen against
the wishes of her family. Close comrade of the Duke and Myrtle.
Chauffeur and valet to the Duke of Earl Grey. Stock market and investment genius.
One of Port Ceylon’s richest yet humblest mice. Does not speak outside of the occasional
The mod fox social scenester, always seen in slick, tailored suits with his 1960’s
style-scooter. Best friend to the Duke, St. James and Myrtle. The cleverest news
reporter and editor on Steep Street. Works for the Port Ceylon Standard.
Nine-year-old fourth grader at St. Bonaventure Catholic School. Tea-lover, prodigy
fencer and battler of depression. Currently failing all subjects. Recently misdiagnosed
at school with LSDD, Learning and Social Deficit Disorder.
Jonathan, the Duke of Earl Grey
The 2nd Duke of the Royal Province of Earl Grey and Captain of the Queen’s Royal
Guard. Celebrity swords-hare. Lover of luxury and the good-life, vintage sparkling
grape juice, hater of the paparazzi. Notorious for sleeping until noon.
Queen Darling Darjeeling
The terribly beautiful and wonderfully insecure King of Tcha who prefers the title
“Queen.” Fierce, frantic and fabulous. Dedicated follower of Indian fashion.